Wednesday, October 6, 2010

life is so spicied.................up n down

Ordinary: People who live in glass houses should not throw
stones.
Professor: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous
edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous
projectiles.

Ordinary: Twinkle, twinkle, little star!
Professor: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim!

Ordinary: All that glitters is not gold.
Professor: All articles that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.

Ordinary: Beggars are not choosers.
Professor: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.

Ordinary: Dead men tell no tales.
Professor: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any
testimony.

Ordinary: Beginner's luck!
Professor: Neophyte's serendipity!

Ordinary: A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Professor: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries
of small, green, biophytic plant.

Ordinary: Birds of a feather flock together.
Professor: Members of an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.

Ordinary: Beauty is only skin-deep.
Professor: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.

Ordinary: Cleanliness is godliness.
Professor: Freedom from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.

Ordinary: There is no use crying over spilt milk.
Professor: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
precipitately departed lactile fluid.

Ordinary: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks.
Professor: It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

Ordinary: Look before you leap.
Professor: Surveillance should precede saltation.

Ordinary: He who laughs last, laughs best.
Professor: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation
possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

Ordinary: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Professor: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores
without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous
fellow.

Ordinary: Where there's smoke, there's fire!
Professor: Where there are visible vapours having their provenance
in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.














Difference between an ordinary English-speaking person and a Professor





Ordinary: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

Professor: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.



Ordinary: Twinkle, twinkle, little star!

Professor: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim!



Ordinary: All that glitters is not gold.

Professor: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.



Ordinary: Beggars are not choosers.

Professor: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.



Ordinary: Dead men tell no tales.

Professor: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.



Ordinary: Beginner's luck!

Professor: Neophyte's serendipity!



Ordinary: A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Professor: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.



Ordinary: Birds of a feather flock together.

Professor: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.



Ordinary: Beauty is only skin-deep.

Professor: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.



Ordinary: Cleanliness is godliness.

Professor: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.



Ordinary: There is no use crying over spilt milk.

Professor: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.



Ordinary: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks.

Professor: It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.



Ordinary: Look before you leap.

Professor: Surveillance should precede saltation.



Ordinary: He who laughs last, laughs best.

Professor: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.



Ordinary: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Professor: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.



Ordinary: Where there's smoke, there's fire!

Professor: Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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